Tarun Reflex

September 24, 2008

U.S. Elections 2008 | Cartoons | Part IV

Few Funy One liners and quotes from U.S. Election Campaign:
John McCain:
“In case you missed it, a few days ago Senator Clinton tried to spend $1 million on the Woodstock Concert Museum. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I wasn’t there. I’m sure it was a cultural and pharmaceutical event. I was tied up at the time.” –referring to the years he spent as a P.O.W.
“We spent $3 million to study the DNA of bears in Montana. I don’t know if that was a paternity issue or a criminal issue.” –on wasteful congressional spending
Mike Huckabee:
“I’m from Hope, Arkansas, you may have heard of it. All I’m asking is, give us one more chance.”
“Whether we need to send somebody to Mars, I don’t know. But I’ll tell you what, if we do, I’ve got a few suggestions, and maybe Hillary could be on the first rocket.”
Hillary Clinton:
“Well, that hurts my feelings.” –on why voters like Barack Obama better.
“It is so great to be here. You know, I was worried I wouldn’t make it. I was pinned down by sniper fire.” –joking with Jay Leno during an appearance on “The Tonight Show”
“I would have to…investigate more of Bill’s dancing abilities, you know, and some of this other stuff before I accurately judge whether he was in fact a brother.” –on whether Bill Clinton was “our first black president”
“Now that’s my phone buzzing there. I don’t want you to think I’m getting fresh or anything.” –posing for a picture with supporters in Indiana, when he apparently felt his phone start to vibrate in his pocket, against which one woman was closely pressed.
Worth a Look :
U.S. Elections 2008 | Sarah Palin Cartoons | Part II
U.S. Election 2008 | Cartoons | Part I

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