Few Funy One liners and quotes from U.S. Election Campaign:
John McCain:
“In case you missed it, a few days ago Senator Clinton tried to spend $1 million on the Woodstock Concert Museum. Now, ladies and gentlemen, I wasn’t there. I’m sure it was a cultural and pharmaceutical event. I was tied up at the time.” –referring to the years he spent as a P.O.W.
“We spent $3 million to study the DNA of bears in Montana. I don’t know if that was a paternity issue or a criminal issue.” –on wasteful congressional spending
Mike Huckabee:
“I’m from Hope, Arkansas, you may have heard of it. All I’m asking is, give us one more chance.”
“Whether we need to send somebody to Mars, I don’t know. But I’ll tell you what, if we do, I’ve got a few suggestions, and maybe Hillary could be on the first rocket.”
Hillary Clinton:
“Well, that hurts my feelings.” –on why voters like Barack Obama better.
“It is so great to be here. You know, I was worried I wouldn’t make it. I was pinned down by sniper fire.” –joking with Jay Leno during an appearance on “The Tonight Show”
Obama:
“I would have to…investigate more of Bill’s dancing abilities, you know, and some of this other stuff before I accurately judge whether he was in fact a brother.” –on whether Bill Clinton was “our first black president”
“Now that’s my phone buzzing there. I don’t want you to think I’m getting fresh or anything.” –posing for a picture with supporters in Indiana, when he apparently felt his phone start to vibrate in his pocket, against which one woman was closely pressed.
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